'Bachelor' Bites: Ali Wants to Elope, Chris L. Would 'Break Rules' as 'Bachelor'

Ali talks migration

Fedotowsky Ali recently told people that she and her (TViance word that I just "made for TV fiance"), Roberto Martinez, the "through the wedding planning and just escape all the" speed to avoid being would love to. Ali, you and I both know that all proposals for ABC you'll be glad to go through. creepily for all of us to a fancy schmancy TV wedding planning, vicariously enjoy.

Chris Lambton fans: You'll either love this or hate this

Fans camp graduates divided on whether we want to see is Chris, hunky Massachusetts boy who is Ali's heart for the runners-up, as your chance to take the next Science or less civic life go back to your newspaper. On the one hand: Our adorable Chris More on TV can not be just a bad thing. But on the other side: Chris Love factories turning down TV Science proves how good she really is normal! Well, there is still room for compromise. Maybe. ABC is doing everything he thought he could woo back Chris in front of the camera, and the only way that U.S. Weekly has said that he would like it if he rules "because, according to a souce can" break "the were strange people are watching him so closely on the show. "

But if Chris "Season Rule Breaker" does not work out ...

Maybe Tim Tebow will be up for a traditional Bachelor season? After all, he just "was named most eligible bachelor in the U.S. Christianity." Means he is unlikely to make out on camera?

And Tim if not ...

More Kiptyn Locke said that if he was, he would be the next Science. (Yes, please!) Plus More on that night, a big, fat "no, you Jake Pavelka, which Chris, Ali and how to deal with fame Science advised the Roberto as" thank you. Because he's such a good example ... ?

Today in "duh": Tenley Molzahn "calls himself completely naive"

Tenley people that she wished her eyes "was a little more open to all coalitions Science (PAD who are missing the kind of hard to make at home," seeing that they are all anyone ever chat about the show), and then coyly Kiptyn played with any romance continued. They both sound the same to me.

Weatherman as you've never seen him before

Check out this interview with Jonathan "weatherman" Huffington (still in post Novack yourself a "news source calling yikes, ok then). Complete with a super sexy model-y headshot. Be a male model as the weatherman is looking into a new career? If only we were so lucky ... And those of you luck in Los Angeles, than I for Jonathan: Look over there soon hit the comedy club circuit! [End sarcasm]

Bachelor pad next week:

"Quiz Dirty Truth" Tenley is cry, fly high, and most importantly makes Jesse B., 'houseguests spelling draws attention to several issues. PLUS: Dave an 'ass Wes says. "Stuff riveting! Do not miss it. And make sure to check back here at night to my madness full recap.